Bill Pollock's
List of Dispensable Links

Your Moment Of Internet Zen

Looks kind of like a toy lawnmower to me, but this is truly the awesome.
Jazz piano, set to a Sarah Palin interview.
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Man, in the 21st century, everything is virtual.
Lots of in internet-humor....
Okay, so its a few years old but indeed good times. An animated, annotated vaudville performance in a period space with multiple camera angles and audience positions. Indeed good times.
I know, you've been playing your fifteenth level rabbi for years and secretly worrying that your goyim DM will someday figure out that chupacabra is treyf. Well, that day is now, friends...
Only slightly less sexy than the crow vending machine, documentarians discovered that their elephant friends were able to introduce cameras into the animal world lots easier than the humans were...
Jared gets run the dozens.
Well, no I can't, but that's why we have the Internets, as hedgehogs and barely-legal naked people are now easily to hand!
One hundred people of age 1-100, inclusive, bang a drum. Bonus: They are engrish
Well, after you've done The ultimate Bacon Sandwitch and Bacon Cereal, what else can you do?

Baconburger, baby...

Fun times in Thialand in this Sylvania ad.
Well, everybody wants to save the environment today but nobody wants to give up their groovy cars. Michael de Broin created a bikeable alternative out of his 1986 Buick Regal. Sadly, the police didn't think it was maybe such a good idea.
Well, no kok like Bangkok, I always say. A surreal scene plays out in this YouTube clip as a passenger train bisects a busy market which then folds in on itself after the train passes. Crazy, man.

Fear And Loathing On The Internet

Sure signs of the apocalypse.
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I have no idea why I originally bookmarked this but I wrote it in the binarious notation of my system's hard drive long ago cryptically and it waited until today to hatch.

Features what seems ilke it will be a good time, then: good time ruined!! Dangerous activity!!

That part is kind of a vile moment: who would do such a thing when there are two nice ladies popping melons for us? Nobody in their sane mind, anyway.

Anyhow, girls vanish live like it was a Copperfield stunt. All that to maybe get to the reason I saved it:

There's this guy at the end of the film, and he walks up and gangster kicks the cart. Like "WHO WOULD BE SO MEAN AS TO MAKE MELON POPPING LADIES DISSAPPEAR?"

Bad times, let us empathize for those moments it has happened to us.

Calling Escher! I suppose a barge was out of the question...
Kind of everyman ramblin' music until he pulls out his .25...
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What's better than an RC helicopter with an automatic shotgun? An autonmous RC helicopter with an automatic shotgun!
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I don't want to reveal too much either way, lets say that its guys on top of a crane. Jackassery ensues.

The crane is very high. That is all.

Honest? All the time?
Well, much like Will It Blend, this Japanese TV show asks a probing question regarding our existential nature: would a race walker when chased by Samurai run or walk?
No times like bad times for company, eh? One would think that after, oh, like three or so cars came down this particular hill and stacked it up those bystanders would, say, go and warn people at the top of the hill or something. Nope! Martha! Get the camera!